Melbourne: Conspiracy to Commit Satire
Kevin Andrews, Australian Minister for Immigration and Citizenship is speaking at the 12th International Metropolis Conference at the Sofitel on Thursday, with his Canadian and New Zealand counterparts. For more information see:
http://www.metropolis2007.org/plenary.php
To celebrate Kevin Andrews' contribution to social harmony, we're setting up a stall where people can take the Kevin Andrews easy-step citizenship test. Staffed by whiteys in beer T-shirts, potential citizens will first be covered in white zinc cream so that they can achieve the appropriate skin tone for Australian citizenship, be taken through elocution lessons and a pledge of allegiance that will enable you to recite the anthem
"Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi" from memory, and be introduced to (read: force-fed) Vegemite.
Join us from 8:15am, to demonstrate YOUR committment to this wide brown land and its scared white people. We need more potential citizens for this action! Roll up roll up to take your citizenship test!
Contact Liz on 0421 979 694
or Gareth 0434 088 766
for more information
Sofitel Hotel Melbourne
25 Collins Street
The land has no right being brown
Cover that in white zinc too while you're at it.
Don't Forget to Bash and Kick the Whistleblowers
First hire and promote mobs of ignorant fat pigs in departments of health, education, police. Premier's Office, and of course Prime Minister's Office.
Then, the more they lie and bully the whistleblower, the higher they rise in the ranks.
Finally they can become the boys in John Howard's office that sit on the phone all day in tones of awe... "Mr Howard is very busy" as if that is an excuse for doing nothing for we people.
Jo Hewitt
Check out the Whistleblowers' Documents Exposed site http://wbde.org
Re: Melbourne: Conspiracy to Commit Satire
Welcome, pigs, welcome
Don't forget, if you don't send thetruth-teller public servants to the government psychiatrists, well you ain't a propper WHAM and don't deserve to own, er, live in this fine land.
Splattering sitting ducks.
Blood sports. Yeah I love it
Jumping Judge Judy
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