The Blueprints to Parliment House

Many years ago me & a friend were offered a job by some dodgey character, we were sent to Canberra to clean up & tidy Canberras Government Archives, we were told it was a fulltime position & promised good superannuantion & other lurks & perks, when we arrived at our place of work we came to a Industrial Estate full of countless shipping containers, this was a time before the cyberspace revolution when Beurocrats were usually called pen pushers, all the shipping containers were full of mice & rat shit & countless dusty documents, the first thing we did was get ourselves a broom & sweep up all the mice & rat shit, we started to read & go through the documents & place them in piles & to me & my friend it all seemed like mindless garbage & a waste of paper, one day I found the blueprints to Parliment house all rolled up in large long rolls of paper, I wondered if Parliment house had any secret doors or chambers like old castles in Europe & England had, I gazed at these blueprints in wonder & then something came over me, I threw them on the floor & urinated on them, me & my friend telephoned our boss & told him to stick his job up his ass & all those mindless documents need to be incinerated.