Klimate Kult
KISS MY KSIRO
KISS MY KSIRO these boys haven't counted our total vegetation yet...
tell me how many trillion tons of karbon we are storin and divide by 21 million...ive won klimate keno
Ding dong the carbon tax is dead
Greenhouse Garnuts Greenpaper D E A D
gARNUT WAS USING OLD numbers..and hes an economist just like sturn not a scientist...
50% of just the forest found in SE Australia eat 80% of our emissions..
2 x 50% = 160% and were 60% over budget already and we haven't counted all the trees....
It actually looks like we will be net consuming 4 to 10 times our emissions by the time weve counted ALL the trees...
These over populated foreign polluters owe me big time karbon kredits
perhaps i'll get a guest maid and gardener and work 3 days and invest in new technology..caint wait for the karbon Kredits kevvie
91.5% of our 200 billion acres is unaffected by the plough 7% and we use less than 1.5% in urbanisation and these areas have trees toooooooooo.
Give me my Karbon Kredits NOW Klimate Kevvie....or give me a chainsaw
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Yes in our neck of the Pacific those “who live from hand to mouth” are called pensioners, farmers and truck drivers…we have hundreds of thousands of em, sorry these Religious top 40 are not praying for them only preying on them…at least on their money to go to samoa and tonga …. Climates been changing every year its called the weather…
Religious leaders call for Pacific climate change action
Abc online Posted 1 hour 27 minutes ago
Almost 40 religious leaders - including Christians, Muslims and Jews - are calling on the Federal Government to aid countries in the Pacific affected by climate change.
In a letter to the Government, they say funds from the planned emissions trading scheme can be used to assist islands like Samoa and Tonga.
The president of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils, Ikebal Patel, says Australia has a moral responsibility to act because it is the biggest polluter in the region.
"In the Pacific there are people who live from day-to-day, from hand-to-mouth, and any effects of our climate change on them is really a responsibility that we should seriously look at and make sure that we do support them."
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It is not carbon dioxide from burning coal that pollutes the skies of Asia and Africa. Carbon dioxide (CO2) is a naturally occurring, clean, invisible, beneficial gas. CO2 is an essential part of the natural world but a very minor trace constituent of our atmosphere.
CO2 is less than 0.04%.
This trace amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is the aerial food store for all plants, and thus also sustains all animals, including humans. CO2 is a boon to life, not a pollutant.
Moreover, the claim that mans emissions will cause dangerous global warming is strongly and increasingly disputed by scientists and is not supported by historical evidence. It also defies common sense to believe that such a minor natural gas can cause all the climate disasters that are blamed on it.
We are about to hang an innocent hero. Co2
Asias visible pollution is largely caused by the crude and inefficient open air combustion of low quality fuels. It is caused by millions of open-air cooking fires in India, China, North Korea and Africa using scavenged fuels like cow dung, cardboard, wood, and low quality coal and coke; by thousands of backyard brickworks and small dirty furnaces along the Yangtze River and in other places; by forest clearing fires in Indonesia and bush and grass fires elsewhere; and by millions of small obsolete and dirty wood, charcoal and coal stoves, heaters, boilers and furnaces all over Asia and Africa. Similar pollution is obvious in places in South America. Open fires was the cause of similar smogs in England as recently as the 1950s.
Open-air combustion of poor quality carbon fuels produces not only the harmless clean so-called greenhouse gases of water vapour and carbon dioxide, but also real pollutants such as soot, smoke, ash, dust, unburnt fuel and chemicals containing sulphur, chlorine, nitrogen, fluorine, and metals. In confined unventilated places, open fires can also produce the very poisonous gas, carbon monoxide this is the one that will quickly kill the canary. China also emits more sulphur dioxide than anywhere else in the world. This chokes their people, causes acid rain and damages buildings.
The elements contained in smoke pollution all came from rich ancient soils in the first place, and are needed in soils today in trace quantities to maintain the health of plants and animals. In dilute quantities, they are not a problem in the atmosphere, and rain recycles them to enrich the soil. But when concentrated in city air, they can be visible, annoying, corrosive or even toxic.
The Asian Brown Cloud, is a haze of pollution about 3 km thick and sometimes covering an area as big as Australia. The brown haze obscures the sun in some polluted Asian cities and at times this cloud drifts right across the Pacific Ocean and is noticed as far away as the west coast of America.
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URGENT UPDATED WARNING
Kanberra weather report
It will get kolder after dark, this klimate kchange
is because the big yellow light thingee IN THE SKY
goes to sleep and we suggest everybody takes their
kardigan to kanberra after 5.30 pm especially you;
Klimate Kevvie…
DONT FORGET TO PUT YOUR ELECTRIC BLANKIES ON LOW
STAY TUNED
SAME KLIMATE KULT
SAME KARBON KCHANNEL
SAME TAX TIME
DUDDA DUDDA DUDDA DUDDA KLIMATE KEVVIE !
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Breaking News
Live from the Klimate Kave…
Wonder Wong Woman says Klimate is getting Kolder
and using the Karbon Kalculator for Komplex Karbon Kalculations
all Kredits are now Debits and Debits are Kredits,
Global warming is now Karbon Kooling and in kase any one kuts down a tree
they will get a Karbon Kredit for stopping Klimate Kchange…
Komment: The Klimate Kult kant add up the trees and divide by 21 million
because it doesnt matter what evidence goes into the Komplex Karbon Kalculator
it only komes out as T A X….
STAY TUNED
SAME KLIMATE KULT
SAME KARBON KCHANNEL
SAME TAX TIME
DUDDA DUDDA DUDDA DUDDA KLIMATE KEVVIE !
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OPERATION FREEDOM 2000 B.G
2000 b.g. (before george)
$20 per barrel OIL 2000 b.g.
1.5 million iraqi’s more actually breathing 2000 b.g
8 YEARS LATER….
2008 a.g (after George)
$125 per barrel OIL 2008 a.g
1.5 million dead iraqi’s
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STOP NEWS FLASH
GREENHOUSE GARNUTS GREENPAPER IS DEAD..
I LOVE THE SOUND OF SHREDDERS IN KLIMATE KEVVIES KARBON KAVE
ANU REPORTS 6/8/08
160 % OF OUR EMMISSIONS ARE CAPTURED EACH YEAR BY THE FORESTS JUST IN SOUTH EAST AUSTRALIA…
NO TAX REQUIRED JUST A WHOLE BAG OF CREDITS TO COLLECT AND WE HAVENT COUNTED ALL THE TREES YET….
GIVE MY KARBON KREDITS KLIMATE K E V V I E
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Whenever you mention the Garnutty Proffessor make sure you “qualify” what he is proffessor of (Ekonomics)not Ekology or Ekoli but $$$$$$$$$$$$$ ekonmonics funny money honey.
Funny he kant kount all the trees in his karbon kave kos the komplex karbon kalculator only spells T A X and minus and kannot tell the truth, the whole truth so help him kindy kiddies, and give us the karbon kredits…nah he wants the karbon kult’s karbon T A X….mommy why cant we turn on the airkonditioner anymore…im kold and this place aint gettin warmer…brrrrrr how kome klimate kevvies allowed an elektrik blankie ?
todays weather for kanberra is minus 3 degrees kelsius
anyone found using the airkonditioner will be sent to the kold klimate kave for klimatising…
I reckon Jerry Lewis was better as the Nutty Proffessor how kome we got the reject…Proffessor Garnutty…he looks kreepy mommy
Do ekonomists get kChange from klimate kevvies karbon tax mommy ?
Yes boy they write komplex karbon kalculations on karbon papers for the klimate kult…dont forget to wear kkk pass (klimate.kiddy.kult) or mommy will have to go back to that kold karbon kave..no mommy not the kold karbon kave !!!
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31,072 American scientists have signed this petition,
including 9,021 with PhDs
http://www.petitionproject.org/
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If I have alot of trees or vegetation where I live can I earn carbon credits ? How much am I owed for haveing my plants, trees & vegatation sucking up C02
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IT HAS BEEN SAID A TARGET IS AROUND $40 A CO2 TON STORED ANNUALLY,
YOUR OWED THOUSANDS I RECKON..
BUT HANG ON ALL THE NATIONAL PARKS, LEASED LAND, AND CROWN COMMON WEALTH LAND PARKS AND EITHER SIDE OF EVERY ROAD AND RIVER HAS TREES...AND THIS IS A NATIONAL ASSET;
SAY WE USE 2500 TON EACH AND WE ARE TAKING IN TRIPLE OVER WHAT WE SPEND IE 7500 TON PA X $40 = $30,000 X 21 MILLION AUSSIES....
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do i lose my pension ?
can i give them away to my family ?
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do you mean they are not qualified to comment on science i thought he was Professor
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PROFESSOR ECONOMICS PROFESSOR NOT SCIENCE
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THIS IS NORMAL AND IF ITS NOT…
THEN ALL THOSE POLLUTERS EAST WEST AND NORTH OWE ME COMPENSATION FOR CREATING ARTIFICIAL DROUGHT…
YES THEY KUT THEIR TREES DOWN…
WHILST WE KEPT OURS…
WE NEED TO SEND THEM THE BILL WITH A ROCKET…
OH NOW I GET IT…
THE DROUGHT WAS CAUSED BY THOSE NASTY OIL PUMPERS THAT CANT GROW ENOUGH TREES TO OFFSET THE POLLUTION THEY HAVE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY…
I GET IT…
COMPENSATION FOR THE DROUGHT…YEAH..
ITS ABOUT TIME…
WE ARE TAKING IN 160% OF OUR EMMISSIONS JUST IN THE FORESTS OF SE AUSTRALIA…
AND WHEN WE COUNT THE LAST TREE WE WILL HAVE 400% TO 1000% OF OUR EMMISSIONS STORED EVERY YEAR…
I LOVE THE IDEA…
ITS YOU AND YOU SIR WITH THE SAND AND OIL OK… HERES MY BILL…FOR ALL THE DROUGHTS.. AND FLOODS AND AND AND
SEND THE ARMY KLIMATE KEVVIE TO GO FETCH…
YES AND THEY OWE AUSTRALIA A FAT CHEQUE EVERY SINGLE YEAR THOSE NASTY NASTY POLLUTERS WITH NO TREES…VERY NASTY..HERE I WAS THINKING ITS THE WEATHER… NOOOOOO I WAS ROBBED
OIL AND MANUFACTURING RICH ARE OXYGEN THIEVES
Money will not stop Klimate Kult or the Klimate by even 0.01 degrees Kelsius…
MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING CONSPIRACY THEORY REMAINS A CONSPIRACY THEORY…
AND BELONGS HERE;
http://www.elvis.alive.macartney.dead.aliens.are.in.my.bedroom.greasy.knoll.com
ITS A MADE UP TERM TO JUSTIFY KARBON TAX…
SIMILAR TO DOCTORS INVENTING A SYNDROME FOR A COLLECTED GROUP OF SYMPTOMS.. CFS, ADHD, AND ANY NEW AGE SYNDROME WITHOUT PREJUDICE TO THE SICK…
There is a pollution problem in large cities granted and we dont choose to live near volcanoes ,, but effectively everybody concentrating in super cities has resulted in kreating our own volcano… in every major kapital of the world…
Trees are the lungs of the world they breathe in karbon co2 and release oxygen…
Those with NO trees due to deserts or destruction cannot expect those who have saved their trees to do so for nothing…
The biggest polluters on the planet are also the richest those who have nothing but sand and oil… they have acres of buildings full of cash…
Either they pay for the trees or the trees get it…wheres my kchainsaw…
ANU reports just the forests in SE Australia are pulling in 160% of our emmissions…
This is likely to be 400% to 1000% when we finish counting our trees…
Australia can either ramp up emmissions or be paid to do the oxygen conversion for payment from the oxygen thieves…
then we can have a 3 day week and a guest gardener and maid and invest in new technology…
STOP STEALING MY OXYGEN …
i WANT MY kARBON KREDITS NOW
WE OWE NOBODY NOTHING… WE SAVED OUR TREES AND KEPT A LOW POPULATION…
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Yeah droughts cost aussies billions and if were storing our co2 plus theirs they should pay, where do we line up ?
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WHY NOT JUST SUE EM NOW ?
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WHAT INTEREST RATE IS IT ?
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why would my government lie to me ?
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Please limit your comments to one or two! There is an overabundance of this stuff.
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The report "Green Carbon, the role of natural forests in carbon storage" said a difference in the definition of a forest was also underestimating the carbon stock in old-growth forests.
The IPCC defines a forest as trees taller than two metres and a canopy cover greater than 10 per cent, but in Australia a forest was defined as having trees taller than 10 metres and a canopy cover greater than 30 per cent.
The report said southeastern Australia's unlogged forests could store about 640 tonnes per hectare, yet the IPCC estimate put it at only about 217 tonnes of carbon per hectare.
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kEvVIE is a kooler you know your winnin at the kasino and the house sends him over to watch ..instantly you start losing 10 minutes later your broke..
Hacket was watched came 6th no Gold he was a certain...
KeVvies even stopped global warming just by by watchin the weather...
Please stop him watchin stuff
fuel.groceries.the economy.sharemarket.property.interest rates all going in the opposite direction..
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